Surprisingly, they taste pretty good together. I’m on Day 1 of the Master Cleanse… well actually Morning 1. It’s been a mere 4 hours, since I woke up, realized that it was 6:30 a.fucking.m. and forced myself to drink a quart of salt water flush (it makes you poo) and sat there waiting to… you [...]
Entries from September 2008
September 26, 2008
Blood splatter
The wetness started to soak into my dress. It would swipe my leg as I walked, leaving indentations of red, like a signature. Hurry! The wound started to flood with blood, a deep red ink about to expose my secret at any moment.
There was already someone in the bathroom when I walked in. I scuttle [...]
September 22, 2008
Kitteh at Five Months
When I first got Mon Petit Coeur, she hated posing for photos. I guess she’s gotten more used to this random flat contraption that makes sounds and is shoved right in front of her face. I didn’t even have to photoshop these.
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She looks like an awkward teenager, almost. Still very adorable, but now [...]
September 18, 2008
No One Likes Ike…
UPDATE: Here are pictures from the other house. Apparently, my parents have already cleaned up over there, but ….ddddaaaayyyymmmmm, that’s a lot of branches.
To give you some perspective, I’m about 5′6″ (okay 5′ 5 1/2″) and if I stood right in front of all that debris & branches, it would go higher than my head.
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Holy [...]
