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I haven’t done this in a looong while, but here are my favorite recent additions to things, designs and me want!s.

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This is the type of tuperware I’d use for my imaginary pantry in my beautiful, clean and sleek imaginary house (with my edible imaginary husband and kids of course).

They’re called Oxo Pop Containers and go anywhere from $7-17. Not that bad.

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Okay anyone who really knows me, knows that I hate vespas. “For every vespa I see, I will kill you!” What I fail to tell people is “in the US.” I hate vespas in the US, but about six months ago I saw Alex in Paris with his shiny new vespa. A concoction of jealousy, desire and girlish delight bubbled in my system. The red one on the left reminds me of that moment. Also, I watched Devil Wears Prada this weekend and have a sudden urge to move to Paris. My mind is non-sensical; I’m aware.

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Forget the fact that I have a stack of Moleskin notebooks at home sitting stagnantly in the corner of my living/”art” area. Custom laser engraved Moleskins? OMG. Sign me up and quick!! Pick them up for $25 cada.

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Not to be confused with the stylish tuperware in my imaginary pantry, this LG washer/dryer set will run about $3,000 and straight into my heartesses.

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ARG! I should have totally gotten the street signs from [redacted] before I stopped talking to him. These run for $1,600. Having a crazy, drunk brother ram into the signs and then steal them runs about the average price of rehab. Stealing it from your fucktard of an ex who has the audacity to say that he’s ‘hurt and still cares’…..: Priceless.

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Decorate your crack:

Just an idea from Joana Meroz.

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That’s it for this edition! If you have any suggestions, please leave it in the comments section.

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