Behold the Oracle’s wisdom:
Personality type: Schmuck
You work your ass off because you’re obsessed with money and status. You’re always lying about having powerful friends. You wouldn’t mind sleeping your way to the top but would miss getting to backstab coworkers along the way. All porn stars drink venti nonfat latte.
Also drinks: $15 martinis
Can also be found: Staring at self in mirror
Wow that actually sounds pretty accurate! I do drink martinis… and they do cost $15 because I’m a sucker for Grey Goose…
AND I looked up “Jany” in Google yesterday and there were a handful of porn stars and a few more lingerie models… Ty also pointed out my exhibitionist nature? Meh, what can I say?
